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Accelerator Terms and Final Sale Policy

Last updated November 13, 2026

1. These terms

These terms cover the Sharpening Business Accelerator, sold by Seriously Fast Sharpening LLC, run by me, Michael Kempf, in Austin, Texas. They apply to every Accelerator purchase: DIY, Done For You and Enterprise (Scaling). When these terms say “I” or “me”, they mean Seriously Fast Sharpening LLC.

My knife sharpening service has its own terms on the Terms of Service page. Those do not apply to the Accelerator, and these do not apply to sharpening orders.

2. What you get

The Accelerator is a digital program. DIY includes every lesson in its three sections (Foundation, Sharpening and Marketing), the website template, my community of operators, and every future update to the program at no extra cost.

Done For You includes the Accelerator, plus I build your website, front end and back end, and set up your Google Business Profile. The build turns around in 24 hours from your completed intake form, with revisions within reason.

Enterprise (Scaling) is by application only. It includes the Accelerator and Done For You, plus a custom plan to grow your business in line with your resources and goals, and a walkthrough of every tool I use in my business and how it applies to yours.

I keep the program current. I may update, reorder, replace or add lessons as what works changes, and your access always covers the current version.

Any bonus offered at the time of your purchase is delivered as described on the page when you bought.

3. Price and payment

Prices are in US dollars, plus any sales tax shown at checkout. Payment runs through my Shopify checkout.

If you split your payment with Shop Pay, the payment plan is between you and the installment provider shown at checkout, on the terms it shows you before you confirm. Choosing a payment plan does not change these terms.

4. Access

After your order goes through, I email a private signup link to the email address you used at checkout. The link works one time and creates your login. If you lose it or it expires, request a new one at seriouslyfastsharpening.com/accelerator/access.

When you create your login, you agree to the final sale terms below, and I keep a record of that agreement with the date and time.

Your access is for you, one person. Keep your login to yourself.

5. All sales are final

Every Accelerator sale is final. There are no refunds, exchanges or partial credits, including on split payment plans and including any part of the program you choose not to use. Full access is delivered as soon as your order goes through, which is why the sale is final at that point.

You agree to this at checkout and again when you create your login. Have a question before you buy? Text me at (512) 791-6572 and I will answer it personally.

6. Payment disputes

If something is not right with your access, contact me first at michael@seriouslyfastsharpening.com or (512) 791-6572, and I will work it out with you.

If you open a chargeback or payment dispute, your access is paused while it is open, and I send the payment provider my records: your order, your agreement to these terms, and your account and lesson activity.

7. When I can end access

I can end your access, with no refund, if your login is shared, if any part of the program is copied, recorded, resold or redistributed, if your payment is disputed or reversed, or if you harass other members in the community.

8. How you can use the program

The lessons, videos, templates and written content are the property of Seriously Fast Sharpening LLC. Your purchase gives you a personal, non-transferable license to use them to build and run your own sharpening business, including using the website template for your own business site.

You may not resell the template, share the lessons, or teach the program as your own course.

9. The community

Treat other members with respect. I can remove posts or members from the community to keep it useful for everyone in it.

10. Results

Earnings and results are not guaranteed. Figures on my pages show what I or specific operators achieved, dated where shown, and are not typical. Your results depend on your local market, your effort, and factors outside my control. Nothing in the program is a promise of income.

The program covers setting up a business, but it is not legal, tax or financial advice. Check the registration, permit and tax rules where you live.

11. Limit of liability

The program is provided as is. To the extent the law allows, my total liability for anything related to the Accelerator is limited to the amount you paid for it.

12. Governing law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Texas. Any dispute is handled in the courts of Williamson County, Texas.

13. Changes to these terms

I may update these terms. The date at the top shows the latest version. A purchase is covered by the version in place on the day of that purchase.

14. Contact

Seriously Fast Sharpening LLC, Austin, Texas. michael@seriouslyfastsharpening.com · (512) 791-6572

Seriously Fast Sharpening LLC · Austin, TX
michael@seriouslyfastsharpening.com · (512) 791-6572
Earnings and results are not guaranteed. Any figures shown reflect what specific members have achieved and are not typical. Your results depend on your local market, your effort, and factors outside my control. Nothing on this page is a promise of income.
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