Build the
#1 sharpening
business
in your city.
A website built to rank on Google, and the full playbook to run the business behind it. 13 sharpeners have used this system to reach #1 in their own cities.
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Watch Michael explain the system. 148 reviews, 20,000+ blades, still on the tools. · 3 min
What this changes for you
The system that put 13 sharpeners at #1 in their cities.
The GBP system behind 13 #1 rankings
The exact GBP system that put 13 sharpeners at the top of Google, before their competitors caught on.
A day-one customer playbook
A day-one customer playbook using Nextdoor, Facebook groups, and your warm network. Real results, fast.
Builds a review profile before a competitor exists
The review strategy that has put 13 sharpeners ahead of competitors who have twice their history.
The deliverable
Your website is already built
Built to rank.
The same template that put Seriously Fast Sharpening at the top of Google in Austin. Pre-optimized for your city and ready to take bookings day one.
Results depend on your local market and the work you put in. Rankings reflect what members have achieved, not a guarantee.
Member results
Built and ranked.
Operators ranking #1 in cities from Wilmington to Dallas to Boston, several outranking competitors with 10x their reviews. 282+ verified Google reviews between them.
Flagship Case Study
How Kenny built Knife Life Sharpening into the #1-ranked solo sharpener in Boston
Kenny started Knife Life Sharpening in Boston from zero, no clients, no system. Using the exact playbook inside the Accelerator, he built a real, reviewed, booked-out business. Today he's a founding member and ambassador, helping other operators do the same.
"I had no idea this was even a business. Now I have regular customers and I'm ranking in my city."
From people inside the Accelerator
Real results from real sharpeners
I didn't build a course. I built 13 businesses.
Real businesses. Real cities. Real reviews.
Over two years I coached 13 sharpeners one-on-one to #1 in their own cities. Zoom calls, setting up their profiles myself, one person at a time. The Accelerator is that exact system, built so I don't have to do it one at a time anymore.
Everything inside the Accelerator
A real system. You finish with a business, not a certificate.
Every section ends with something real and live. Your website. Your edges. Your first paying customers. Not a video you watched.
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Proven by neighbors
Proven by neighbors
“Professional knife sharpening right here in the neighborhood with quick turnaround, most orders completed under 2 hours. Neighbors highlight that the owner took great care to make the knife edges as good as new.”
From 2 recommendations and 33 mentions on Nextdoor.
Price your own work
What does this look like in your market?
Set your pricing and your pace. This is your math, not a projection.
Enrollment open · Founders discount ended · now $997
Questions
Answers to what people ask before joining.
See my business live.
This is the actual business the system is built around, running in Austin, TX right now. You'll build something like this. Not a $10K custom site, but a real, professional presence that gets customers.
Proven In Austin, TX
Businesses I've sharpened for
The same marketing system you'll learn is what landed every one of these accounts, from local restaurants to hotel chains.
+ home chefs, food trucks, caterers, and tradespeople across Austin
Section 3: My Marketing System
You will never wonder “how do I get customers?”
This is my personal marketing system, built entirely from what I've tested and used to grow my own Austin sharpening business. No one else teaches this. I use it daily, and I update it constantly with the latest strategies that are working right now. Members get every update.
This system is not generic advice. Every tactic in Section 3 is something I personally use and have tested in Austin. When I find something new that works, I add it to the system, and members always have the most current version.
Google Business: your free 24/7 lead machine
I show you exactly how I set up and optimize my Google Business Profile so that people searching "knife sharpening near me" find me first. This is the single highest-ROI move for a new sharpening business.
The review system that builds instant trust
I have 148 reviews averaging 4.8 stars, not from luck, but from a specific ask I make at the end of every job. I give you the exact script. Within your first 10 jobs, you'll have a review profile that makes you look established.
Content that gets you customers, not followers
I'll show you exactly what I post, when, and on what platforms to drive real bookings. Before/after content in the sharpening niche goes local-viral constantly. You don't need an audience to start.
Landing commercial accounts (restaurants, caterers, hotels)
I give you my exact outreach process (the message, the timing, the follow-up) that I used to land accounts like Hestia and Emmer & Rye. One commercial account can be worth $200-$500/month, recurring.
The referral loop I use after every pickup
A simple, repeatable ask I make after every job that turns one customer into two. No app, no card, no awkwardness. It compounds quietly and is responsible for a significant portion of my monthly volume.
Always current: I update this section constantly
Marketing changes fast. I actively run my sharpening business every week, and when I discover a new strategy that works, I add it to Section 3. This is never a static, outdated course.
The window
This works best while your city is unsaturated
The system inside this program (Google Business Profile, location pages, review velocity) works because you are the only real sharpener doing it in your market. Ranking #1 in a city with zero established competitors takes weeks. Ranking #1 against someone who already has 130 reviews and two years of history takes years, if it happens at all.
Every month you wait, the odds that someone else claims that #1 spot in your town go up. The window is wide open in almost every U.S. city right now. It does not stay open forever. Once it closes in your area, it does not reopen.
Do the work. Show me it did not work. Get your money back.
Complete the Foundation section and submit your proofs within 30 days of purchase. Email michael@seriouslyfastsharpening.com explaining what you applied and what is not working. I review every request personally, and approved requests are refunded in full.
Refunds require submitted proof of completed steps. This is not a no-questions-asked refund, it is a guarantee that the system works if you actually run it.
Refunds are not available for done-for-you setup or other completed deliverables.
Michael · michael@seriouslyfastsharpening.com