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An expert resource for kitchen-knife topics. Quotes, verified stats, topic briefings, and direct contact for a professional knife sharpener with 130+ five-star reviews.

Same-day response for deadline work · Austin, TX & surrounding areas

About the expert

Michael Kempf is the owner and lead sharpener at Seriously Fast Sharpening, a professional knife & tool sharpening service based in North Austin, Texas. The business has served home cooks, caterers, restaurants, and salons since 2022 and holds 130+ five-star reviews across Google and Nextdoor.

Michael specializes in Western and Japanese kitchen knives, scissors, shears, and heavily damaged blade restoration. Available for same-day commentary on knife safety, knife maintenance, professional edge geometry, and the economics of local service businesses.

Experience
Professional sharpener since 2022
Reputation
130+ five-star reviews
Based in
North Austin, TX
Use freely with attribution

Key statistics

All figures are from primary or peer-reviewed sources — not estimates. Each stat links to its source.

~1,190

Knife injuries treated in US emergency departments every day

Source: CPSC NEISS annual data
66%

Of knife injuries strike the fingers or thumb

Source: Journal of Emergency Medicine, Smith (2013)
94%

Of knife injuries are lacerations

Source: CPSC NEISS database analysis
11%

Of all US hand & wrist ED visits involve knives

Source: Aceto, Shaylor & Zumsteg, HAND (2025)

On-the-record quotes

Use with attribution to “Michael Kempf, owner of Seriously Fast Sharpening in Austin, TX.” For a customized quote on your specific angle, email or call directly.

A sharp knife is a safe knife. Every kitchen injury I've ever seen started with somebody pushing harder because the blade wasn't cutting.
— Michael Kempf, Seriously Fast Sharpening · On why professional sharpeners push the safety angle
Honing doesn't remove metal — it just straightens the edge you already have. If your knife is truly dull, no amount of honing will bring it back.
— Michael Kempf, Seriously Fast Sharpening · On the honing vs. sharpening distinction
Most home cooks don't need exotic Japanese stones or a $400 electric sharpener. They need their knife sharpened properly twice a year and a honing steel they actually use.
— Michael Kempf, Seriously Fast Sharpening · On practical kitchen maintenance

Direct press contact

Working on deadline? Email preferred. Include publication, angle, and deadline — I'll respond same day or direct you to the right reference page.

Headshot and logo available on request. High-resolution action shots of sharpening work available for editorial use.