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An expert resource for kitchen-knife topics. Quotes, verified stats, topic briefings, and direct contact for a professional knife sharpener with 148 reviews, 4.8 stars.

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About the expert

Michael Kempf is the owner and lead sharpener at Seriously Fast Sharpening, a professional knife & tool sharpening service based in North Austin, Texas. The business has served home cooks, caterers, restaurants, and salons since 2022 and holds 148 verified Google reviews with a 4.8 star average.

Michael specializes in Western and Japanese kitchen knives, scissors, shears, and heavily damaged blade restoration. Available for same-day commentary on knife safety, knife maintenance, professional edge geometry, and the economics of local service businesses.

Experience
Professional sharpener since 2022
Reputation
148 reviews, 4.8 stars
Based in
North Austin, TX
Use freely with attribution

Key statistics

All figures are from primary or peer-reviewed sources — not estimates. Each stat links to its source.

~1,190

Knife injuries treated in US emergency departments every day

Source: CPSC NEISS annual data
66%

Of knife injuries strike the fingers or thumb

Source: Journal of Emergency Medicine, Smith (2013)
94%

Of knife injuries are lacerations

Source: CPSC NEISS database analysis
11%

Of all US hand & wrist ED visits involve knives

Source: Aceto, Shaylor & Zumsteg, HAND (2025)

On-the-record quotes

Use with attribution to “Michael Kempf, owner of Seriously Fast Sharpening in Austin, TX.” For a customized quote on your specific angle, email or call directly.

A sharp knife is a safe knife. Every kitchen injury I've ever seen started with somebody pushing harder because the blade wasn't cutting.
— Michael Kempf, Seriously Fast Sharpening · On why professional sharpeners push the safety angle
Honing doesn't remove metal — it just straightens the edge you already have. If your knife is truly dull, no amount of honing will bring it back.
— Michael Kempf, Seriously Fast Sharpening · On the honing vs. sharpening distinction
Most home cooks don't need exotic Japanese stones or a $400 electric sharpener. They need their knife sharpened properly twice a year and a honing steel they actually use.
— Michael Kempf, Seriously Fast Sharpening · On practical kitchen maintenance

Direct press contact

Working on deadline? Email preferred. Include publication, angle, and deadline — I'll respond same day or direct you to the right reference page.

Headshot and logo available on request. High-resolution action shots of sharpening work available for editorial use.

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