How It Usually Goes
What Texting Me Looks Like
Recreated from real conversations.
Names and details changed.
Tuesday · 2:15 PM
Saturday · 6:15 PM
Monday · 10:42 AM
The Process
How It Works
01
Reach out or book
Text what you need, or book online in less than 5 minutes. Pay after service.
02
Get your code
Your entry code arrives with the booking confirmation, plus a text with the details.
03
Drop your blades
Use the 24/7 drop-box anytime, no minimum and no fee. Or schedule porch pickup Monday through Friday. Pickup terms are in the FAQ below.
04
Sharp and back
I sharpen, text you when they are ready, and you pick up or I return them. Pay after.
Contact Options
Wholesale & Restaurant
michael@seriouslyfastsharpening.com
Best for restaurants, caterers, and press.
Hours
Text: anytime, any day
Drop-Box: open 24/7, code sent when you book
Porch pickup: Monday through Friday, text to confirm
Quick Questions
